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Look, we all have little weird sex fantasies. In fact it's far weirder to not have weird sex fantasies.

But this one? This one is very odd and very specific. According to a screenshot found by BuzzFeed's Ryan Broderickone man in Oakland turned to Craigslist in hopes that he could find a young lady who maybe shared in his imagination's sexual wanderings.

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Here was what his romantic missive said. Who among us hasn't watched Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and fantasized about an elaborate scenario in which we are Guy Fieri himselfa flame-haired hero of the food world on a Homeric quest to find the best cheesy, greasy roide food this fine nation has to offer, only to have a diner waitress hike up her skirt and say, "I've got a hot creamy place you can wedge something into"?

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Oh, what's that? I've just been handed a notice from some scientists who study human sexuality GQ keeps them on call and it turns out literally one person in the entire world has ever had this fantasy.

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So good luck to this hopeful Oakland lover. I hope he finds what he's looking for.

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Or at least finds a pretty good Texas melt with a side of potato wedges. ZIP: 50022

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